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**//__HIGH SCHOOL __//****//__ --  __//****//__ 1957 vs. 2007 __//**

**__ Scenario 2: __** **** 1957 - ** Billy is more careful next time, grows up normal, goes to college and becomes a successful businessman **__ Scenario 5: __** **__ Scenario 6: __**
 * __ Scenario 1: __**
 * Jack goes quail hunting before school and then pulls into the school parking lot with his shotgun in his truck's gun rack. **
 * 1957 - ** Vice Principal comes over, looks at Jack's shotgun, goes to his car and gets his shotgun to show Jack.
 * 2007 - ** School goes into lock down, FBI called, Jack hauled off to jail and never sees his truck or gun again. Counselors called in for traumatized students and teachers.
 * Johnny and Mark get into a fist fight after school. **
 * 1957 - ** Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up buddies.
 * 2007 - ** Police called and SWAT team arrives -- they arrest both Johnny and Mark. They are both charged with assault and both expelled even though Johnny started it.
 * __ Scenario 3: __**
 * Jeffrey will not be still in class, he disrupts other students. **
 * 1957 - ** Jeffrey sent to the Principal's office and given a good paddling by the Principal. He then returns to class, sits still and does not disrupt class again.
 * 2007 - ** Jeffrey is given huge doses of Ritalin. He becomes a zombie. He is then tested for ADD. The school gets extra money from the state because Jeffrey has a disability.
 * __Scenario 4:__**
 * Billy breaks a window in his neighbor's car and his Dad gives him a whipping with his belt.
 * 2007 - ** Billy's dad is arrested for child abuse. Billy is removed to foster care and joins a gang. The state psychologist is told by Billy's sister that she remembers being abused herself and their dad goes to prison. Billy's mom has an affair with the psychologist. 
 * Mark gets a headache and takes some aspirin to school. **
 * 1957 ** ** - **<span class="x_ececececapple-converted-space">  Mark shares his aspirin with the Principal out on the smoking dock
 * 2007 ** **-**<span class="x_ececececapple-converted-space"> The police are called and Mark is expelled from school for drug violations. His car is then searched for drugs and weapons.
 * Pedro fails high school English. **
 * 1957 **<span class="x_ececececapple-converted-space"> ** - **<span class="x_ececececapple-converted-space">  Pedro goes to summer school, passes English and goes to college.
 * 2007 **<span class="x_ececececapple-converted-space"> ** - **<span class="x_ececececapple-converted-space">  Pedro's cause is taken up by state. Newspaper articles appear nationally explaining that teaching English as a requirement for graduation is racist. ACLU files class action lawsuit against the state school system and Pedro's English teacher. English is then banned from core curriculum. Pedro is given his diploma anyway but ends up mowing lawns for a living because he cannot speak English.


 * __ Scenario 7: __**
 * Johnny takes apart leftover firecrackers from the Fourth of July, puts them in a model airplane paint bottle and blows up a red ant bed. **
 * 1957 - **<span class="x_ececececapple-converted-space"> Ants die.
 * 2007 **<span class="x_ececececapple-converted-space"> ** - **<span class="x_ececececapple-converted-space">  ATF, Homeland Security and the FBI are all called. Johnny is charged with domestic terrorism. The FBI investigates his parents -- and all siblings are removed from their home and all computers are confiscated. Johnny's dad is placed on a terror watch list and is never allowed to fly again.<span class="x_ececececapple-converted-space">


 * __ Scenario 8: __**
 * Johnny falls while running during recess and scrapes his knee He is found crying by his teacher, Mary. Mary hugs him to comfort him. **
 * 1957 - **<span class="x_ececececapple-converted-space"> In a short time, Johnny feels better and goes on playing.
 * 2007 - **<span class="x_ececececapple-converted-space"> Mary is accused of being a sexual predator and loses her job. She faces 3 years in State Prison. Johnny undergoes 5 years of therapy .<span class="x_ececececapple-converted-space">    <span class="x_ececececapple-converted-space">

<span class="x_ececececapple-converted-space"> ** This should hit every email inbox to show how stupid we have become!! **